I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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