dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Randomize
