those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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