awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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