There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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