that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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