you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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