Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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