There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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