i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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