Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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