just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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