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(602): View more from Arizona

i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.

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(802): View more from Vermont

think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....

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(319): View more from Iowa

Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm

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(250): View more from British Columbia

You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?

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