Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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