honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
whose ass print is on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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