ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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