dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i think we sleep fucked last night...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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