Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
i think i just lost a toe
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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