It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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