Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If I die, sorry about rent.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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