Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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