Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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