Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
ttyl tear gas
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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