the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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