he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
