no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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