We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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