covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
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I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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