omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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