Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My vagina just recognized that song.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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