I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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