Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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