Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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