Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
