The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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