yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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