did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I need to stop coming to work sober
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my being single is dangerous.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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