the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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