If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Randomize
