Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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