U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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