I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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