Sponge bath it is.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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