Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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