Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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