I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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