Kiss
Puke
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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He is an equal opportunity slut.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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