brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
her vagine was all disorganized.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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