my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I am mentally ready for anal.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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