come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think pants incapable of making pants work
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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