I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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