I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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