We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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