Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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