it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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