i jhust puked up my retainher.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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